Saturday, October 25, 2008

Halloween

Halloween.  Not really my thing.  I'm still getting dressed up and going to the Village for the 1st time, but it's still not all that exciting to me.  I have friends who are very much into this holiday, with the costumes and the parties.  I wish I was more into it but being that I don't like to be scared it seems to be a pointless holiday for me.  Once Christmas rolls around I will be a very happy girl! But for now I am looking a little forward to dressing up as a cabaret dancer and trying to look as much like Liza as possible without going to extremes.  
I hope everyone stays safe on Friday and has bunches of fun!
p.s. BOO!...........AHH!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Rehab

Liza's back in rehab. I don't know if anyone really cares. I'm not even 100% sure I really care. I was told it was just a day rehab. how does that work exactly? Is it like drive-thru rehab? "Yes, I'll have some rehab and a Coke." "I'm sorry ma'am we cant give you Coke... will Pepsi do?" Perhaps I shouldn't make fun, but the concept is a little amusing to me.

Quelf

Do you want to talk about random? I believe that is why you came.  Let's talk about a game that is all about the random!  A game that has players sitting under tables, talking like pirates, or even yelling "All hail the Chinese cheese biscuit" whenever a 1 is rolled on the die.  A game that, on the box, says it includes "1 giant invisible harpoon* (*It's invisible for a reason, use it wisely)"
Quelf only seems to be available on-line, but it is definitely worth the buy, especially if you have a group of friends that are willing to get a little crazy to win a game. I know people that don't like to sit through board games that were asking to play again as soon as the game ended.  I don't want to give a lot away but if you like random, I would definitely check it out!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Something to Ponder.

Why would horses, especially king's horses, care about putting an egg back together?... again.
I'm not entirely sure I get it.  First of all, a horse doesn't have the biological tools to put the egg back together.  Hooves don't have fingers, let alone opposable  thumbs, so wouldn't that just do more harm to the shell?  I suppose the horse could try to push the egg together with it's nose, but wouldn't it be too tempted to just eat the yoke instead of trying to put it back in the shell?  And, if it's a king's horse, shouldn't it be in a nice warm stable being spoiled with sugar cubes, or off aiding a heroic knight on his quest for heroism?  
What was Humpty doing on a wall anyway?  If you're an egg, you're not exactly known for your balance, so why would you put yourself in a position where lack of balance could be fatal?  How would an egg even get on top of a wall, it doesn't have arms or legs to climb.   I think there's something very shady about this whole story.